Topic?
What else? Haunted libraries of the Midwest...
Apparently the standard "shush" wasn't working for her.
There's always a cold draft in my library, but that's just because they can't seem to regulate the temperature in any public building in which I've ever set foot...
(Hmmm, no comment other than librarians are very familiar with the variation of the "Mile High Club" that some people occasionally try to achieve in the stacks.)
(Uhmmm, I think I will just take a pass on this one.)